Look what Santa brought me: a big box of grade-A smack. Actually older son got me this CD (Compact Disc, not a Certificate of Deposit) based on my asking if he had ever heard of Lorde, which is pronounced Lord, which is the second bit of letteral confusion in three words. I mean, I've heard of heroines and I've heard of pure heroin, but I've never heard of pure heroines, or have I? Purity is one of those mythical qualities possessed by mythical girls, but I can't right off the top of my head think of a heroine who was classed as pure. Royals on YouTube.