I've never been able to figure out how to pronounce Keanu Reeves name. For a while I was calling him Keeno, but whenever I did this within earshot of older son he would correct me with something unpronouncable. Then I got the idea that if you got the order of the letters mixed up you could have Kneau. In this case the K would be silent (as in "knock"), and if you mangle the vowels to suit your purposes you could have ee-oh. Put it all together and you have Neo. How about them apples?