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Monday, February 12, 2018

Price of gas in France

A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.

After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van.

However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, 'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.

The Cliff Walk Pourville - Claude Monet
I had no Monet.

The Green Dancers - Edgar Degas 1879
to buy Degas,

The Bedroom - Vincent Van Gogh 1899
to make the Van Gogh.

Charles De Gaulle - Donald Sheridan 2013
See if you have De Gaulle to send this to someone else.

The Dance At the Moulin Rouge - Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec 1890
I'm posting this because I figure I have nothing Toulouse.

I think I may have got this from Stu.