Handy New Appliance

In every line of work there are people who are scumbags and they give everybody else in the profession a bad name. Likewise, most of the people in any line of work are honest and will give you fair value for your money. Unfortunately, on first meeting it often can be very difficult to tell them apart. The scumbags succeed by successully imitating the behavior of the honest. This is where bullshit meters come in handy. We have several models available. Here is the economy version. It has a sensitivity of 10%, a yellow high impact plastic case and a warranty, all for only $19.95. Then we have our sub-standard model with slightly higher sensitivity, high-luster chromium trim and a blue case for $29.95....