Quantum bogodynamics

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There are bogon sources (such as politicians, used-car salesmen, TV evangelists, uninformed philosophers, and suits in general), bogon sinks (such as taxpayers, gullible students, and computers), and bogosity potential fields.^[2] Bogon absorption causes human beings to behave mindlessly and machines to fail (and may also cause both to emit secondary bogons). The precise mechanics of bogon-computron interaction are not well-understood, but when a heavy particle such as a computron is impacted by a bogon, which is a fast, low-mass particle, computrons appear to preferentially decompose into multiple bogons and fat electrons, creating a cascade of failures in nearby equipment.

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