Innate Animosity of Inanimate Objects

Why is that whenever I drop the hose nozzle, it always manages to land on its' handle with the nozzle pointing right at me? It hits the ground, the handle takes the shock, and I get doused with ice-cold water. The hose god hates me, right? What kind of sacrifice do I need to make to appease him/her/it?

Update January 2017 replaced missing picture.