Quote of the Day

Tam sets it up:

What kills me is that this is the same network, just two different shows with two different target demographics: One that gets its weather report in degrees Celcius and the other of which is apparently a herd of easily-panicked morons who like cleavage.

 And Joseph knocks it down:

I get my news at the strip club. Sure there isn't any actual news, just like TV, but the cleavage is MUCH better.