Vinnie

Stolen from Leeann. CPR is kind of weird. Shoot, it's weird and violent. You have to compress your victims chest two inches!?!  Chests are kind of rigid being made of ribs and all. Compressing somebodies chest two inches is going to take some force and will probably break some ribs. And you have to repeat rapidly, with no let up. And how sure are you that your victim's heart has stopped, and he hasn't just passed out from any number of other causes? Yeah, call in an emergency, bust a couple of ribs and wear yourself out giving CPR, only to find out that the bum was just passed out drunk. Well, that'll teach 'em to pass out in public, or when you're around.