Day 14, aboard the Suburbia et Suborbia, somewhere over Lower Ohio - Every
hour, the howling and grabbing becomes worse, and it is all over bacon
grease. On the zeppelin's main deck this morning, two of them were
fighting over a cooked sausage skin while neglecting essential work. I
fear I have fallen into the hands of cheesemongers and incompetent
monkey smugglers. I will never book a flight through Ed's Bait &
Travel again. Never! - Roberta X in a post titled
Diary Entry From A Parallel World
Not just cheesemongers, but incompetent monkey smugglers as well! Could things possibly be any worse?
I feel sorry for my fellow humans who did not hear that in person, wafting out over the shower curtain and out through the bathroom door...
ReplyDeleteBobbi's stream-of-consciousness showertime rambles should be proclaimed a National Treasure. :)