Jerry Hall

Rupert Murdoch and Jerry Hall at the Golden Globe awards this month. Photograph: John Shearer/Getty

Jerry Hall got engaged to Rupert Murdoch last month. Wait, what? Jerry Hall, Mick Jagger's main squeeze? The gorgeous super model? Yes, that Jerry Hall. Got engaged to Rupert, the villainous media kingpin? He's still alive? I supposed we would have heard if he died. So Jerry split with Mick back in '99, and everybody gets older, even super-models.

Jerry Hall with son Gabriel by Annie Leibovitz for Vanity Fair, 1992

The weirdest thing about Jerry is that she was with Mick for almost 20 years. Don't expect that kind of longevity from A-list celebrities. Recently there's been a minor kerfuffle over women breast-feeding in public. Jerry was out there 24 years ago.

Update July 2019 replaced missing image.