Rocket Report: "this is not the Onion"

The Vulva Spaceship

Thank the Lord that absurdity knows no bounds. In these trying times, how else could I be induced to laugh? The Silicon Graybeard has the story. Steve knocks it out of the park with this comment:

"Open the pod bay doors, HAL."

"I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave."

My only explanation is that the girls don't think they are getting enough attention. All of which reminds me of the spaceship with boobs from Battle Beyond the Stars:

The Ship with BOOBS Explained! Battle Beyond the Stars!
Resurrected Starships