Giant Snake Geography

When You Think Tectonic Plates are Giant Snakes
SciManDan

I don't care what Science Man Dan says, it looks like a giant dead snake to me. All you perverts who think it looks like something else, just be quiet.

Gap between South America and Antarctica made by Giant Snake

The gap between South America and Antarctica is like 500 miles. Since snakes usually have a circular cross section, and since the ocean is only a couple of miles deep, if this was a snake then we are only seeing the very top of it and the bulk of it would be thoroughly embedded in the crust of the Earth. Actually, I think it looks like a giant mud flow, but that would imply an uphill source for the mud and there just isn't any. So maybe Science Man Dan is right after all.