Ballerina - Netflix Movie

We watched this again this evening. We watched it once before exactly one year ago. Entertaining but I guess there isn't much substance to it because I didn't remember any of it.

Once upon a time our girl had a friend who was a ballerina. She gets a phone call from her one night, hasn't heard from her in a long time, so she goes to pay her a visit. When she gets there the apartment is apparently empty, so we take a look around. The apartment is something like you might expect if Barbie were Korean. It's wild. Meanwhile the ballerina has committed suicide and is floating in the tub. She leaves a cryptic note asking her to avenge her. Okay then.

There were a number of entertaining bits.

• The movie opens with four thugs going into a convenience store and being thugs. In the middle of this robbery our girl walks up to the counter to buy a snack. The cashier, understandably flustered is unable to make change, so our girl pulls out the change she needs from the thug's bag of loot, and then all hell breaks loose. The thugs are armed with knives and our girl is armed with canned goods. Naturally she lays them all out flat in short order.
• Choi, the chief villain, is exceptionally strong. He demonstrates this by performing some full body pushups while doing a handstand. He is also a sexual pervert who is into BDSM.
• The bad guys have taken over a small hotel and turned into a private brothel where they keep a harem of young women. The decor in the rooms is beyond gaudy.
• At the hotel, when our girl gets into a fight with Choi, the couple from the front desk show up to put a stop to it. The woman shows up with a shotgun and lets loose multiple shots, none of which hit our girl because she is so freaking fast. Also because she is lucky, or the mattress is shotgun proof.
• Our girl escapes down the hall, but the guy from the front desk shows up with a chain saw. He's running down the hall when a door to one of the rooms is flung open into the hall. He runs into it, falls and cuts his foot off with the chain saw.
• Now our girl needs some guns, but this is Korea and guns are illegal, but she has contacts, which she uses to arrange a meeting. The meet is in a big open field. The gun dealer shows up in a largish, battered van. The dealer is a pleasant elderly couple, they look like somebody's grandparents. The open up the back of the van and reveal that it is carnival game booth. They have drawers crammed full of all kinds of guns. The girls, because our girl has picked up the girl who flung open the door at the hotel, pick out some handguns, a derringer and, wait-for-it, a flamethrower. I mean, why not? Grandma demonstrates its use by shooting a flame out 20 or 30 yards. The field looks to be dried grass which ought to catch fire easily, but the flame goes out horizontally and never touches the ground. Imagine that.