Buy It Now

American MRAP vehicles lined up at Bagram airbase in Afghanistan. Photograph: Emma Graham-Harrison

The US Military has a boatload of stuff in Afghanistan that they need to dispose of. Unfortunately, being as there are no docks and no water, no boats dock there. Pakistan has water and docks, but for some reason transporting anything across our supposed ally's territory cannot be done, so everything has to be flown out. Evidently flying 8-ton MRAP's out costs more than they are worth, so they are being ground up into scrap.
    The US Federal Government has a website for selling off surplus stuff. You should go there and buy something. Something cool, something tactical, something glorious. Something useful, maybe.