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| The John Ross Building |
We've been visiting medical offices down in the South Waterfront neighborhood. We've been making infrequent visits for several years, but lately it seems like we head down there every week. Getting down there is a pain, and getting out of there is a pain as well. When you only go down there once a year, it's tolerable, but with our trips becoming more frequent it's becoming a real pain, so I've started looking for alternate routes. All routes are still ridiculously annoying, but at least I have my choice of misery.
The standard route down South Kelly Avenue results in you having to make an unprotected left turn across a stream of traffic exiting the Ross Island Bridge, and that stream is nearly continuous, so you will likely be stuck, waiting to turn, for what seems like an eternity.
My next choice was taking Southwest Barbur Boulevard south to South Hamilton Street and then turning left. Barbur is a main drag, and busy, but at least there is a light at this corner. However, the one time I tried this route there was a line of cars so long that it was backing up on the main route. Made me nervous, sitting there with my ass end sticking out into traffic.
Our latest route is taking Southwest Market Street all the way down till it goes over the edge, down the hill and round the corner to South Harbor Drive. This one is the best so far, but the last half-mile involves crawling down South Moody Avenue. Here you are beset with a stream of pedestrians, bicycles and streetcars.
Now that I have a way to get down there, it's time to start thinking of how to get out of here. There isn't a good one. When we were visiting the OHSU Plaza on Southwest Whitaker Street it was a simple matter of turning right onto South Moody Avenue and retracting our steps. Turns out this is is only way to get onto Moody heading north. If you are anywhere else in South Waterfront, you still need to go by the OHSU Plaza on Whitaker, and that block can sometimes be a cluster fuck with everyone and their mother trying worm their way in. It's where people are getting dropped off or picked up, and it's also where the entrance to the parking garage is. It might be the only public parking garage in the entire area. There are plenty of parking garages, but they are all locked and gated and for residents only.
There is another way to get onto Moody, but you have to go south several blocks, then west to Macadam, which takes you up a small hill, out of the neighborhood and into the realm of high speed traffic. Then take Macadam north and then turn right on Southwest Curry Street, which takes you back down the hill to Moody.
The standard way to get out is take Macadam north, take freeway on ramp to Kelly and then get in line with a zillion over fools all crawling up the hill till you can get on the freeway and escape this nightmare.
On our latest visit, I decided to try going south on Macadam. There is only one place where you get onto Macadam going south and that is at the far south end of the area on South Bancroft Street. Head south until you get close to the Elephant Deli, and then head west up the hill one block to South Corbett Avenue. Take that north to Hamilton and thence onto Barbur. Not a bad route, but it does take you a couple of miles out of your way.
I don't know how this place got to be such a mess, but part of it is no doubt due to the way I-5 was built 60 years ago. At that time South Waterfront was an industrial area so the only reason anyone went there was to go to work. Now industry has mostly moved out and the high-rises have moved in. I've spent some time walking around down here and there are a few businesses like coffee shops, but there are also numerous unoccupied conference rooms, aka presentation rooms for condo sales. I mean, you never know when you are going to need one of those.
Anyway, I looked about a bit to see if Portland had any plans to improving access and they only thing I found was a plan that talked about bicycles and walking paths and transit. Portland is waging a war on cars, but that policy discourages anyone outside the area from going anywhere in downtown Portland.
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| South Waterfront Portland Oregon |
The only good route into South Waterfront is to take Macadam north from Lake Oswego, which is great if you live there, but miles out of the way for me.





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