Esperanto

This Made Up Language *Almost* Took Over The World
Dis-ambi

Dad burn French, so full of themselves. They are kind of impressive, or at least a large number of people thought so. My parents encouraged me to take French in high school, which led me to taking it in college. I absolutely hated those classes. They were all about conjugation and reading and writing, which I thought was a stupid way to learn a language. Learn something useful first, like learn to speak it. Once you've done that you should be able figure out the reading the writing yourself. Now I know a few French words and phrases, but probably no more than I know of Spanish. My knowledge of Spanish can be summed up in 'uno mas cerveza fria por favor' which means 'one more cold beer please'. I mean, what else do you need to know?