Wondering where to go, I ask Google for cheap houses in Europe, which leads to Vrasta, Bulgaria, which leads to
Vratsa is the home of a professional Quidditch team operating within the fictional Harry Potter universe. The Vratsa Vultures have won the European Cup seven times. - WikipediaWell, isn't that something.
Turns out the cheap houses are 300 square foot apartments in Sunny Beach on the Black Sea, site of future sea battle between Barack and Vladimir. Book your ringside seats now.