Report from Portugal

"One of the things I’ve been noticing here is that all the crazy sh*t Californians dream up is taken like gospel truth is. I had to fight for table salt, EVEN THOUGH I ALWAYS HAVE LOW BLOOD PRESSURE and actually lose salt (which is how I ended up in the hospital some years ago) and Mom — damn it — knows this, because “Salt will kill you.”
It’s like cargo cult modernity and there’s nothing as “modern” as fracking Cali, so they believe everything that comes out of there as the “new great way to be.”
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Guys, we’re going to have to put a silencer on California. They’re screwing up the rest of the world." - Sarah A. Hoyt