Just call me foamy

Does any of this say anything important?

As in foaming at the mouth. I stopped by Lowe's this afternoon to pick up some cement for plastic pipes. They had a couple of dozen different kinds. I was tired and my back hurt, but I was able to pick out a couple that are for ABS (as opposed to PVC), but trying to read the fine print on the back of the can was impossible without my reading glasses, which I left in the car, and I ain't walking a half mile back out to the car to get my reading glasses just so I can read a bunch of legalese. There are probably a couple of words in there that are important, but you'll never find them, buried as they are in all the legal bullshit. Curses upon the morons that foisted this shit on us. Screw it, I bought both of them. We'll sort it out tomorrow.