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U.S. Tanks In Ukraine Already Destroyed After Being Easily Recognized By Their Rainbow Camouflage - Jan 27, 2023 - BabylonBee.com
UKRAINE — Mere hours after deploying 31 brand new U.S. M1 Abrams tanks, sources are now reporting all 31 of them have been destroyed by the Russians. Experts are attributing this to the fact that each of the 31 tanks featured rainbow camouflage that was easily visible to the enemy Russians.
"These tanks are state of the art, boasting the latest and greatest in firepower, mobility, and of course LGBTQ-affirming camouflage," said Biden's Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin. "The fact the Russians would dare fire upon our rainbow-printed tanks shows how hateful, bigoted and on the wrong side of history these Russians truly are."
Via Borepatch, stolen from Babylon Bee.
The Bee gets extra points for concocting such an authentic sounding announcement.
1 comment:
Yeah, those butch Russian tanks pronouns are "was/were".
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