Broken Ceramic Plate

Chipped Glass Microwave Plate

I was putting a plate in the microwave oven and I was a bit careless and the edge of the plate collided with the glass plate inside the microwave and a biggish chip got knocked out of the plate.

The apparently undamaged plate

Yes, I know you can see the crack at the top, but in real life the crack is invisible. This is actually the broken plate, I have just slid the two halves together.

The plate seemed undamaged, so when I was done eating the plate went in the dishwasher.

Plate when it came out of the dishwasher

We have several identical plates. I can't be sure it was the same plate that collided with the plate in the microwave, but you know it is.

Chip off the microwave plate

I kept the chip off the microwave plate thinking I might be able to glue it back on, but what kind of glue can survive being microwaved?

So I left the chip of glass sitting on my desk. The next morning I come downstairs and I see what looks like a cellophane candy wrapper on my desk so I pick it up to throw it away and the stupid thing cut me and caused me to bleed all over my electric bill. Stupid piece of glass. Can't be my fault, could it?