Cadillac Dream

Black Panther 6

It's summertime and I'm out on the farm walking around. The house is about a quarter mile away, uphill. This a pile of air conditioning duct work next to the house. I see one large piece of duct work start moving. Weel, that's weird, so I keep my eye on it. It jiggles around for a bit and then it slides down the hill until it is free of all the other duct work, and then it starts making a bee line for the neighbors. I figure an animal has gotten trapped inside and is pushing it along. Better go see what's goin' on. When I catch up to it, it's gone about a hundred yards, and it's not duct work anymore. Now it's some kind of fancy Champagne color Cadillac Eldorado convertible with two seats and two front axles. Well, I'll be, so I get in and go for a ride. I stop and pick up my wife and we go cruising around..I stop and and she gets out, and I drive around the corner and pull into a gravel parking area where there are several other cars. The parking lot is adjacent to a big building and there are signs on the wall above each parking space with baseball player's names. I get out of the car and look around. When I get back in, the car has a roof and the interior is more like an Escalade limousine and there are two women in there, one big and beefy and one kind of scrawny. It's hot out and they look happy to be inside this air conditioned lux-mobile. They appear to have been playing baseball. They are talking about getting sno-cones. My wife shows up and gets in and we decide that we all would like to get some sno-cones, so I start counting out some cash. So ends this Cadillac dream.