Everything bad in the world can be traced to crap Wi-Fi

Submicroscopic Devil's Tower - Janelle Shane

From a story in The Register:

Here, it was a case of the human and digital worlds combining forces through an effective hex invocation. The very act of talking up the marvels of digital media technology in public was enough to trigger the negative vibrations on the sub-atomic plane, waking up the electron devils who then provoked a situation to cause maximum embarrassment through the medium of irony.