From view from the porch:
Me: "I could totally live in a neighborhood full of Mormons and Sikhs."
RX: "You say that now, but wait 'til the Great Mormon-Sikh Riots of 2022."
Me: "They'd be polite and orderly riots, and you know they'd pick up their mess afterward."
I'd say something, but I've only had one cup of coffee and I'm not sure I could be coherent.